how do we save malaysia??

send zoolander!! hahahaaa...


malaysia is in deep shit with the primates running the country, inflation is rising faster than you flush the toilet, prices are increasing faster than you wipe your ass...

so the inflation has hit the historical high of 8.5% from 3.7%, 3 years ago...and the opposition is still calculating their fengshui date...what are we gonna do about it?

you know what they say "you need a thief to catch a thief", so the only hope is to send someone that is equally "smart" as the the administration to save us... zoolandaer is our answer!!



the ultimate gas station scene!



everything of the movie in 9min! must watch ;)



{{ zoolander was banned in malaysia cinemas, for obvious reasons }}

1. the PM in the movie was a chinese! only malay can be PM in this primate land.

2. the PM in the movie was dumb! any reflection of similarities or comments of intelligence of the primates is never allowed.

3. zoolander saved the PM! the only things that can save the primate minister are "malay supremacy", keris sword, ISA and adequate of sleeps, definitely not a jewish male model.

some of the famous "intelligent" quotes from zoolander:

- I'm pretty sure there's more to life than being really, really, really, ridiculously good looking, and I plan on finding out what that is.

- Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.

- If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiselled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.

- At the Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too, we teach you that there's more to life than being really, really good looking.

- Words can only hurt you if you try to read them. Don't play their game.

- I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cereal, and I remember thinking, "Wow, you're ridiculously good looking. Maybe you could do that for a career." Be professionally good looking.

let's do the zoolander face shall we?! haha ;)


again ;)


one more time ;)

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mamma mia, here i go again...;)

just back from watching Mamma Mia! The Movie. i must say, i really enjoyed it. the wait & lenghty anticipation was definitely worth it.

i blogged about it sometime in july, read it here "it's mamma mia!" for the trailers & the ultra cool music videos ;)


it's highly recommended to those who loves musical-turned-movie, those who loves love comedy, and of cos those who love ABBA!

meryl streep sang so well, i'm really impressed. what can i say about pierce brosnan & colin firth, dashing as usual ;) colin was a good singer too, impressive, my tears were blocking my vision when he sang ;) and of cos, amanda seyfried is cute ;)

{{spoiler}}
except that part that they made him gay at the end..why must they always so conveniently made the person gay when he was not suppose to end up with the lead actress??


thanks to nuffnang for the free tickets. but i must bitch a little, why must the bloggers being placed on the 4th row from the screen? and the clients allowed to enjoy the movie from the best seats? aren't we as valuable as your clients? we bloggers are actually allowing you to advertise on my personal space with a miserable paycheck? without the bloggers, nuffnang actually has no media space to attract the clients...

perhaps i shouldn't complain too much, after all it is free...;)

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i'm writing a story...

the recent events unfolding by itself without any of my contributions. well, i did contribute a little, by casting my vote for the election.

while i wish i could do more, then i realized it's better to mind my own business. my business has been steadily moving forward for the past few months, it's time for me to start penning my new strategy for year 2009. time is running faster than we thought, whether is september 16 or not, it doesn't matter anymore. i just know, it is coming soon, i will just anticipate the trembles.

what matters is we're all merely primates running in the circle chasing a thing we call dream. sometimes the dreams cost us to sacrifice something, or i would usually call it an investment. but is it worth it or not? only ourselves will be able to tell. some says time will tell, i say, let's do it. it's now or never.

i've many dreams & aspirations, one step at a time, i was told. perhaps, sometimes we need to take a giant step too. but often, i was more inspired by this quote:

"i walk fast. if you can't catch up. run."

so i walk fast, faster than many. achieved more than my peers but sometimes, i fell then i climbed, i limped then i crawled, i wooed then i chased, i stopped then i planned, i moved then i rested...i think, it's time to rest again to recollect my thoughts...

while i rest, i have more things running in my already crowded mind... so i need to pen them down, i'm writing a short story now...what is it about? it's about the land of the primates... i shall publish it, soon ;)

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the art of lying... part 2 - the first black US president (maybe)

the whole world is looking at the possible first black american president. he's not even pure black, i wonder why they call first black president. why can't they call it first white? or first mixed african american? anyway, but we might also looking at the first american-muslim president...

yes, obama could be a muslim all along, and never announce it. his name obama, does it sound muslim to you? look again, his formal name: barack hussein obama. does it sound more muslim to you now?

then again you might said that he has his staunch fouled-mouth "racist" christian priest, Jesse Jackson that stood by him all the time. obama has all along appeared as a staunch christian. while i have absolutely no problem with muslim or christian being the new leader of the world. but i have great reservation about someone who lies before even becoming a president. not to mention his scadalous ties with terrorist , "weatherman" of 70s. and his link with william ayers...

while in malaysia, we have abdullah "flip flop" ahmad badawi. in US we may see the next flip flop in making.

watch this video and you decide yourself.... could someone who's a staunch christian mistaken his own religion?



and he thinks there are 57 states in united states...haha
any 5th grades can tell you that USA only has 50 states!..



so should we vote for the first black president who doesn't even know how many states are there in his own country? ;)

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a pleasant august...surprisingly

august has been a taboo month for me for many years. surprisingly august 2008 was not as bad as my mind had prepared for. thou there were still some unfortunate events but i won't say it's severe enough to make me knock my head on the wall...;)

biking biking
i bought a mountain bike, finally. i love cycling, touring cross country, something that i use to do when i was in my teen where i traveled almost the whole of malacca state ;) got this "new" bike from a friend but it's pretty good buy with above average component. it cost less than half of what it was supposed to be. i need real bad this time, my bums are shrinking, legs has lost its shape. i use to have great round arse, used to get slapped & pinched at clubs..haha...anyway, time to start biking again and get my arse back in shape ;) will tour up to thailand soon ;)


~ gt avalanche 2.0 with full xt set ~

taking off with new client
finally the newly acquired client has started the engine moving. been rushing some work for julie's biscuit. catch them by the road soon!

reconnecting with ex-girlfriends
i found few of my exes in facebook. some were like as long as 16yrs ago ;) it was a fabulous feeling to find "old" friends who i've shared some precious moment before. i'm glad that some of them are happily married, and getting married. hmm...those old memories sometimes really make us wonder why did we do what we did and would we still behave the same... but it's a sweet find, nonetheless ;)

storming the beach
made a trip back to jb and had the opportunity to stay over at desaru beach. it's one of the few unspoilt beaches in johor state. someone asked "what's there in desaru? there's nothing there". my best answer would be "because there's nothing there." i love remote beaches, basically unwrath by the civilization. but i believe a great company do make a lot of difference as well ;) anyway, i've not been there since 20yrs ago...it's kind of recollecting the old memories. saw a couple of o'skool stuff. really funny.


~ truly untouched ~


~ with a little shade just made it worth a nap ~


~ blue sky against clear sea, isn't this picture complete? ~


~ found this really cute o'skool chocolate, it's called "chocolate bracelet" and it's pretty obvious made for kids under 3yrs old haha... i can barely fit 2 fingers in. it cost only 30 cents! ~

making of plum blossom legs
it's was a great trip except that i was persecuted and tortured by the unwelcomed locals, the sand flies... my beautiful silky legs were scarred, bitten & left with traces of torment...it's now officially the "plum blossom legs". you don't even feel the pain or anything when these parasite kiss you, such a great kisser...damn... you may find it strange that my legs has no hair. i didn't shave, if that's what you wonder. i'm blessed with it, it's genetic thing and there were none visible pores as well. im basically hairless except on those places that the hair has no particular function at all... ;)


~ day 1, felt nothing & laughing about it ~


~ day 2, the itch begins ~


~ day 3, i felt like killing somebody already. the moral of the story, when you're at the beach, wanna act macho, show off your body and lay by the beach make sure you have insect repellent. or else, jus put on your cloths and keep walking ~

keeping alive with muruku while fat boy sleeps
while driving back to jb, i was made the official driver of my son, husky. the bloody cute fat boy was sleeping like a pig, a real fluffy one. so i had to have something to keep me awake & entertained while driving alone, something in my hand & my mouth besides livita and cigarette . muruku, a local indian snack kept me alive.


~ made of flour, indian spice, curry etc...and yes, full of calories ;) ~

now, take a look at the cute fella ;)


~ sleeping like a baby ~


~ still sleeping ~


~ bloody hell, still sleeping... ~

but i love you, boy ;)

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