recently there's a huge trend of swearing in malaysia, starting with the "victim" of a sodomy case, took a vow in the mosque proclaimed that he really, really got screwed behind by our former dpm, then we have our current dpm swore in the mosque that he didn't know & has no connection nor had sex with the dead mongolian "victim", then followed by a former chief minister swore that he didnt' set trap or plant evidence on the "victim" of the corruption case. and suddenly they all "seem innocent", according to the malaysian government of cos...haha i swear, they are just bunch of primitive insect evolving in this hi-tech word. i shall forgive them..
you see where this is going? all swearing comes with a "victim", then the person who had taken his vow deem as innocent suddenly, mind you, you don't even need to go to the court. amazing right? save the court fees. i swear, this is truly inspiring...
i'm not gonna talk about politics, there's nothing much to talk about since saying more than what i should, i swear i might get my ip ban from the government which they just did to a popular website that supposedly displayed libellous, slanderous & defamatory articles and comments about the administration. read here. how could someone block or ban a website? creating a new website address is so damn simple, then just re-point your new site address to your server, all takes less than 5 mins, and the blog owner just did that, 2 mirror sites for you on the spot! here, mirror 1 & mirror 2. and all you need to do is just change your dns address then you're free as a bird again! you can glide into any space again!! really hilarious, i tell you, i swear by the name of my lord, this is insanely hilarious....haha
anyway, i do swear on daily basis. i don't mean taking vow. i mean i swear with the alphabet of "f" but i try my best to make it funny everytime when i use them. so far, the result is fuckinnnnnnnnng great! and i swear no one hates me even i use "f" word during the meeting....cos i always say it with a smile...e.g "fucking hell?? i fucking swear that i've no fucking idea what i'm fucking talking about :)"
then on the other hand, i was made to swear sometimes by some of my ex girlfriends. and i of cos, i swear it diligently in the name of the lord of their respective religions. and i really, i do swear with all my heart on other's god' name. yes, i'm innocent, really, i swear i'm innocent. i will go even go extra mile and hold the holy scripts of your religion to tell you that i'm still a virgin and that woman has nothing to do with me.
court has nothing to do with this anymore, it's between me and the god. no, your god. which religion are you again?? ok, i'm with you. i swear by the sun, the moon, the water, the father, the sons, the holy spirits and the name of your god...allah? jesus? buddha? just give me a name, i will swear it as long you will believe me after i swear it. pls. help me to save my money, court fees could cost thousands...now i'm innocent, let's get married, and i will swear again... ;)
would you please believe me?? **round big blinking eyes** ;)
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